Funny Proverbs
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Funny Proverbs and Quotes
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| Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never c... | View |
| By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. | View |
| Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. | View |
| Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. | View |
| Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. | View |
| You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. | View |
| You never test the depth of a river with both feet. | View |
| You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think. | View |
| Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon will find him in cathouse. | View |
| War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. | View |
| A book holds a house of gold. | View |
| A wise man will hear, and will increase learning and a man of under... | View |
| The lips of an adulteress drip with honey, and her mouth is smoothe... | View |