Funny Proverbs

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Funny Proverbs and Quotes

Here are the Proverbicious.com Proverbs from the Funny proverbs category!

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never c...	View
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.	View
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.	View
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.	View
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.	View
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.	View
You never test the depth of a river with both feet.	View
You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.	View
Wife who puts husband in doghouse soon will find him in cathouse.	View
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.	View
Happy the man who finds wisdom, the man who gains understanding!	View
A person born to be a flower pot will not go beyond the porch.	View
You never test the depth of a river with both feet.	View